Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson
First off, there are no such things as evil librarians. This piece of fiction is just that. A piece of fiction. I am not part of a special group of librarians that seeks to control the world. That is not why I got into this job. I help students find books, and that is meaningful. But this book is absolutely offensive. If there were a group of evil librarians, we…uh I mean they certainly wouldn’t allow students to find and or read this book. So I’m suggesting to you that you should stay away from the book, and never ever read about this Alcatraz Smedry fellow who obviously is a huge liar and can’t be trusted.
However, if you know where Alcatraz Smedry is, please let Mr. Stencil know. I’ve been meaning to talk to him for quite some time.